Santa Ek Din Apne Gaanv Se Door

Santa Ek Din Apne Gaanv Se Door
Shahar Mein Mela Dekhne Aaya Hua
Tha.
Wahaan Uski Cycle Chori Ho Gayi,
Bechara Zor-Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya.
Santa: "Main Ghar Kaise Jaunga –
Main Ghar Kaise Jaunga"
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha To Us Se
Raha Na Gaya Aur Santa Se Bola.
Aadmi: "Bhai Ro Mat Aaj Raat Mere

Ghar Ruk Kar Subha Gaanv Laut
Jana, Par Ek Chhoti Si Problem Hai
Mere Paas Sirf Ek Hi Khaat Hai
Tumhe Khaat Ke Niche Sona
Padega"
Santa Maan Gaya, Raat Ko Aadmi
Apni Biwi Ke Sath Daru Peekar Sxx
Karne Laga Aur Masti Mein Bola
Aadmi: "Aaj To Teri Chut Mein Saari
Duniya Dikh Rahi Hai"
Niche Leta Santa Ye Sab Sun Raha
Tha, Ek Dam Se Bola
Santa: "Bhai Sahab, Please Meri
Cycle Bhi Dekh Lena Kahaan Par
Hai"