A husband and wife were in the - dirty jokes

A husband and wife were in the
bathroom getting ready for work when
the husband looked at his wife and
said, "I gotta have you!"
He backed her up against the
bathroom door, pulled down her
panties and ravaged her.
He knew he was doing great because
she screamed and wiggled more than
she ever had before.


When he finished, he started putting
his clothes back on and when he
noticed his wife still writhing against
the door.

He said, "That was the best, honey.
You've never moved like that before.
You didn't hurt yourself, did you?"
His wife replies, "No, no. I'll be OK once
I can get the doorknob out of my ass." hmm dirty jokes