Dirty Jokes

Neel apni gf k ghar dinner par gaya.
Uska stomach kharab tha us din.
Puri family dining table par aa k
baith gayi. Gf ne puri family se Neel
ko introduce karaya aur table par
shaandar dinner rakha dekh Neel k
muh mein pani aa gaya.
GF's father:- Hello beta Neel,how are
you?
Neel:- m good uncle, aap sab kaise

hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal
rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya
iske liye thanks a ton. Dirty Jokes
Achanak neel k stomach mein gud-
gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted
"Poooooooo...."
Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha
Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe
huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf
dekha. Dirty Jokes
GF's father:- "Tommy...ye kya hai??
Chalo bhago yaha se."
Tommy wahi baitha raha.
Neel ne socha chalo achchha hua
kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam
Tommy pe lag gaya.
2 min baad again neel "poooooo...."
Gf's gusse mein:- Tommy... Get out,
bhago yaha se...
Neel fir se bahut khush hua.
Gf:- sorry neel, ye kutta bhi
na...Tommy bhago chalo jao, hato
neel k paas se..
Thodi der baad fir se neel k stomach
ne saath chhod diya aur ab ki baar
ka poooo kuchh zyada hi tez aawaz
se nikla... "POOOOOONNNNNN......"
GF's father:- Tommy madarchodd.!!!
jab wo tere upar hug dega tab
hatega kya waha se behnchod..."
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