I was sitting at a long stoplight - Dirty jOkes in English

I was sitting at a long stoplight
yesterday,
minding my own business, patiently
waiting for it to turn green even
though there was no on-coming
traffic.
A carload of Swaggers, young, loud
Justin Bieber Fans, shouting and
singing , with posters of Justin Bieber
new album in their hands "JB I love

you" spray painted on the side, was
stopped next to me.
Suddenly, they yelled, " Baby baby
Baby oohhh " and took off before the
light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came
speeding through the intersection and
ran directly over their car, crushing it
completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car
thinking to myself, " Man...that could
have been me !"
So today, bright and early, I went out
and got a job as a truck driver.

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