Doctor (Bimar santa se) - Dirty SantaBanta

Doctor (Bimar santa se):-
kal apka urine test karenge.iss bottle
me apna urine likee ana.
.
Santa (soch-ke) - app khud test
karenge?
yaa kisi aur se test karwaoge?
.
Doctor:-mein khud he test karunga.
.
Santa ne agli din urine ke sath samusa
bhi lekee ayaa.
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Doctor:-urine likee aya thik hei.magar
samusa q?
.

Santa:-khali mu-mee urine test
karenge acca nehi lagega..
isiliye mein samusa bhi likee ayaa..!